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Are you going to
help me load this truck,
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or are you just
going to sit there?
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Well, since I got a
choice, I'll just sit here.
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Come on, Pop. Help
me load the truck.
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I would, son,
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but do you know what I
woke up with this morning?
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Yeah, you woke up this morning
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with a little
touch of arthritis.
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No, I woke up with a
big touch of arthritis,
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and my hands locked.
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Too bad your mouth doesn't lock.
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You watch what you say to me,
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because don't ever forget,
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this... can turn into this...
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And this is his twin brother.
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Hey, Pop, I'm not
going to load this truck
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all by myself.
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Now, start picking
up and putting on.
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Okay, okay.
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Put that back.
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You said you want me
to pick up and put on.
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How am I going to
put on if I don't pick up?
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Yeah, but not the tire.
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Not the lamp either.
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Not the tire, not the lamp?
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No, pick up something else,
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you see, because all
of this stuff is not ours.
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Some of it belongs to Julio.
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What's Julio's stuff
doing over here?
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Well, he needed a place
to put some of his junk.
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Well, how much of
this belong to Julio?
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Well, let me see.
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That's Julio's, that's ours,
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that's Julio's, that's ours,
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that's Julio's,
and this is ours.
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I know which is which.
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Yeah, but I don't,
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and I want this
stuff out of here.
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I mean, I might
accidentally sell
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some Puerto Rican junk.
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I might wind up selling it to
the guy it was stolen from.
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Hey, Pop, Julio's
junk is not stolen.
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Then why is he hiding
it over here in our yard?
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I want it out of here.
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What for? We've
got plenty of room.
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But we won't have if
we don't stop it now.
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That's how they move in.
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A tire here, a lamp there,
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and then you have a
big wide-rimmed hat
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in your living room.
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Then cockroaches
in your kitchen,
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and pretty soon,
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your whole house is
full of Puerto Rican.
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I knew the real
reason would come out.
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You're prejudiced.
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You're never going
to get used to the idea
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of Julio being our neighbor.
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Well, Julio is our
neighbor and my friend,
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and he's not doing
anything wrong.
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But his junk is, and
I want it out of here,
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and I'm going to tell him.
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Hey, Julio!
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Would you stop that?
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Don't tell me to stop it.
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Tell Julio to stop it.
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He's the one who brought
this stuff over in my yard.
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Hey, Julio!
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Yeah, but it's not
hurting anything, man.
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His junk is not
hurting anything.
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His junk is making
our junk look like junk.
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Hey, Lamont.
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Hey, Ju.
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Mr. Sanford, buenos días, huh?
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And beans and disease to you.
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Hey, listen,
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what's your stuff doing
over here in my yard?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Look, I'm very sorry
about that, Mr. Sanford,
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but there is a very
simple explanatíon.
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What happened is
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that I have been getting in
some big freezers and stoves,
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and I've run out of
room over at my place,
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so if you wouldn't mind,
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I'd just like to leave
it here for a little while
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and I would appreciate it mucho.
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I don't want it here and I
want you to get it "outo."
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Do you mind if I leave it
here for just one week, then?
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Well, I'll be fair with you.
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I'll give you one
week's free storage.
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Hey, that's great.
Thank you, man.
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And since your stuff's
already been here seven days,
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your week is up.
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Adios, amigo.
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Hey, Pop, what are you making
a big deal out of nothing for?
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Now, his stuff being in our yard
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is not doing
anything wrong here.
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Why don't you try being a
good neighbor for a change?
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I am a good neighbor.
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I respect the property line,
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and that's what
good neighbors do.
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Yeah, but Julio's got a problem.
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I can't help it if
he's a Puerto Rican.
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We got a problem too.
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Listen, Mr. Sanford, I
don't want any trouble, man.
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It's okay.
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I will put my stuff back
on my own property, okay?
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And you're another one.
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And your mama.
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Hey, what did you say, man?
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I said, you're still in my yard.
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Keep on moving
it. Move it on out.
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Wait a second, man.
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This is not your
yard. This is my yard.
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My property comes
all the way over to here.
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Wait a minute.
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Let me explain something to you.
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My property comes
all the way over to here.
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Oh, no, no, no. You are
mistaken, Mr. Sanford.
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My property comes
right over to here.
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Look, Julio, I
lived in this house
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before you ever
got to this country,
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and I know my property
starts right over here.
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Yeah, that's where I
always thought it was, Julio.
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No, but I am positive, man.
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When I bought the house,
the real estate man told me
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that my line was 10
paces from the house,
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which would put
it just about here.
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All right, you pace
it off, then you'll see.
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Look, it's okay, Mr. Sanford.
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I will take your
word for it, okay?
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I will move my stuff
further back, all right?
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I don't want you to
take my word for it.
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Pace it off, and then
we'll see who's right.
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He said he'd take
your word for it.
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I don't want him to
take my word for it.
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I want him to pace it off
and let him see who is right.
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Now, get to
pacing, there, Julio.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine...
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Hey, Julio, what
are you trying to pull?
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I'm not trying to pull nothing.
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I'm trying to
count off 10 paces,
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but you're in the way, man.
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Well, you're not pacing
good. You're still in my yard.
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Something must be
wrong with your pacer.
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Look, man, I didn't
get to 10 paces yet.
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That's because you're wrong.
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The real estate agent
probably said 10 feet,
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not 10 paces.
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See, that's what happens
when you're a foreigner,
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come to this country
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and ain't learn to
speak the English good.
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What?
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Oh, look, look. It's
not worth arguing over.
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Now, what difference
does it make,
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a few feet one way or another?
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Because it's just the
principle of the thing.
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That's what it is,
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because this is his
land and this is my land.
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I don't want nothing
of his on my land.
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Nothing can move me
once I make my mind...
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Holy!
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Oh, no! Wait a minute.
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Get that killer out of here.
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Chico.
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Come on, I'll take you home.
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Yeah, you take him home.
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Get him out of here,
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and keep him out of my yard,
or else you won't have no goat.
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I'll have me a
king-size goat burger!
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And you,
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these twins are
waiting to meet your lips.
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Hey, Pop, I'm home.
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Hey, son.
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I should have been
out there to stop you.
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You've got to park the
truck out on the street.
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Why?
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Because I got a
surveyor coming here
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to show me the property line,
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so park the truck.
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You mean you actually
called a surveyor?
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I actually called a surveyor.
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I'll let him show Julio
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where the legal
property line is.
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Move the truck, will you?
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You're letting your prejudice
get the best of you, man,
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and one of these days,
you're going to be sorry,
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and don't forget I told you so.
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And don't you
forget what I told you.
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What?
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Move the truck.
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That's the surveyor now.
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Get the door for me.
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I don't believe
you... Mr. Sanford?
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Mr. Sanford, you
called for a surveyor?
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Uh, what's your name?
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Manuel Eduardo Esteban
Gonzales Y Rodriguez.
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Oh, hell, I'm dead.
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Excuse me?
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Nothing.
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Sit down, let me
ask you something.
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Thank you.
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Now, a survey
is a survey, right?
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That is correct.
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Well, let's just suppose
for the sake of supposing
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that one of the guys involved
in this survey, his name was...
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Well, let's just pick
a name at random.
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Say his name was, uh, Fuentes.
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Now, that would make
no difference in the survey,
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would it?
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Why should a person's
name make any difference?
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Yeah, that's what I always say.
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Why should a person's
name make any difference?
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The legal boundary comes
from the county recorder.
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It can not be changed.
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That's good, Manny.
Hey, listen here.
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Could I get you something?
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Maybe a nice cold
glass of water?
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Because we got
some good water here,
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and you can drink it
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and don't have to worry
about Montezuma's Revenge.
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No, thank you.
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Well, what do you say
if I send my son down
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to get you some
tacos and burritos
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and some of them enchiladas?
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I used eat them all the
time at the bullfights.
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Not me. I hate that
stuff. Gives me heartburn.
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Now, Mr. Sanford,
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if you will please sign
these authorizatíon papers,
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I will proceed with the survey.
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Where do you want me to sign?
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Right over here.
This won't take long.
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Okay.
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"Mister..."
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Period.
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Thank you very much.
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Listen, let me ask
you something.
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Now, once we get the
legal line established,
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and someone puts
some stuff on my property,
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what can I do about it?
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Anything you
want. It's your land.
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You can even confiscate it.
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You mean I can keep it?
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You can keep it, sell it,
throw it away, whatever.
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Well, listen.
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What if the guy
that puts it there
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comes over and tries to stop me?
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You can have him
arrested for trespassing.
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Really?
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You know, me and you
habla each other pretty good,
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don't we?
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Yes.
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00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,210
Now, if you don't mind, I
have to get on with my work.
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All right.
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Take it easy, Manny baby.
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Hey, son.
256
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,085
Did you find a somewhere
to park the truck?
257
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,487
I just hope Julio doesn't find
out about what you did, man.
258
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,289
It would be embarrassing
to have to tell him
259
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,557
that you called a surveyor.
260
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,459
Oh, listen, that's
just the beginning.
261
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,095
I'm going to have
him confiscated.
262
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,263
You can't do that.
263
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,665
Ooh.
264
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,232
If I catch him
trespassing on my land,
265
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,535
I can have him arrested.
266
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,037
If I happen to find
him trespassing,
267
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,639
I'll have him arrested
and confiscated.
268
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:37,940
I'll confiscate him.
269
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,242
Now, where are you
learning all these things from?
270
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,578
From the surveyor. He told me.
271
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,047
Listen, I don't
care what he said.
272
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,749
That stuff belongs to
Julio and you can't take it.
273
00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,851
Don't tell me. I can...
274
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,187
If he's on my property,
I can confiscate that,
275
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,555
and then I can confiscate him
276
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:55,513
and after I confiscate
it, I'll coordinate it.
277
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,861
Yeah, Pop, but
that's not fair, man.
278
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,697
It is. It's all legal.
279
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:04,067
See, no man is above the
law unless he's president,
280
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,091
and then, it don't even work.
281
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,210
Well, I just hope you
don't ever need a favor
282
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,745
from Julio.
283
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,280
What are you talking about,
need a favor from Julio?
284
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:19,916
You must be kidding me.
285
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,051
What kind of favor
could I get from Julio?
286
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,853
What would I do, go
over there and borrow
287
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,922
a pair of them
pointy-toed shoes?
288
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,724
You know, you're really
a hard man, aren't you?
289
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,125
Oh, you don't
know what you're...
290
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,727
I'm all finished.
291
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,228
That will be $25.
292
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,896
Are you sharing the
cost with the other party?
293
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,431
No, I'm going to
pay it all myself,
294
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,889
and it'll be well worth it.
295
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,060
Oh, please.
296
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,778
There you go.
297
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,546
Thank you.
298
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,748
Now, listen.
299
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,682
Now that the legal
line's been established,
300
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,017
then everything's all legal?
301
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,285
That's right.
302
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,288
Mr. Sanford, be careful
not to knock over the stakes
303
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,690
or you will not know where
the true boundary line is.
304
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,348
Oh, yeah. Don't
kick over the stakes.
305
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,450
Let's see.
306
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,701
I don't see no stakes over here.
307
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,872
They're right over here,
on the boundary line.
308
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,207
The legal boundary
line is over here?
309
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,277
That's correct. This
is your property.
310
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,981
And what about all
this property over here?
311
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,749
This part is yours.
312
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,985
This belongs to
the other fellow.
313
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,788
Well, goodbye, and be
careful with the stakes.
314
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,957
Hey, wait a minute,
Manny. This can't be right.
315
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,093
Yeah, but it's legal,
316
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,494
and you better
come over here, Pop,
317
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,829
because you're
on Julio's property,
318
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,013
and he can have you
arrested for trespassing.
319
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,568
Or maybe he'll confiscate you.
320
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,704
And coordinate you.
321
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,162
Yeah, you'd better
come on over here, Pop.
322
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,510
Now you're on our property.
323
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,234
How do you like it?
324
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,419
Hey. Morning, Pop.
325
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,021
Morning, son. Sit down.
326
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,523
I got your newspaper
here for you to read.
327
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,092
I got you some good
coffee, just like you like it,
328
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,628
hot and black
329
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,797
and in your favorite
cup, with the crack in it.
330
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,300
Hey, why all the
special treatment?
331
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,801
No special treatment.
332
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,003
I just wanted to fix you a
good breakfast, that's all.
333
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,372
Here, here's some nice hotcakes.
334
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,074
Hey, with strawberry syrup.
335
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,342
Right. My favorite.
336
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:30,034
Here's some blueberry
muffins to munch on.
337
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,916
And I also got some ham hocks
338
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:38,520
and some grits and
some Rice-A-Roni beanie.
339
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,657
Hey, that's all my favorite
foods, and for breakfast.
340
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:42,959
Yeah, and for lunch,
341
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,394
we'll have chicken wings
and mustard greens.
342
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,263
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
343
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,786
And Jell-o.
344
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,600
All right, okay, okay.
345
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,003
Now, why the royal treatment?
346
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,671
No royal treatment.
347
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,840
I just wanted to fix you a
nice breakfast, that's all.
348
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,775
No, that's not all.
349
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,377
Yes, it is.
350
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,778
Ain't no law
351
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:03,946
against me fixing
you a nice breakfast.
352
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,647
No, but there is a
law against bribery,
353
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,183
and that's what
you're trying to do.
354
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,439
You're trying to bribe me.
355
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,487
Who, me?
356
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,055
Why should I try to bribe you?
357
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,113
You ain't no vice-president.
358
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,367
You're trying to bribe me
359
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,870
so that I won't tell
Julio about the survey.
360
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,227
What survey?
361
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,175
Yesterday's survey,
and it's not going to work.
362
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,310
Listen, son,
363
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,711
come on over here and sit down,
364
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,280
and listen, remember this.
365
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,981
What a person don't
know can't hurt them,
366
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:39,982
you know what I mean?
367
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,350
Yeah, it means
368
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,852
that you don't want me to
tell Julio about the survey.
369
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,956
It means that you're asking
me to conceal evidence.
370
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,392
You're asking me to
take part in a cover-up.
371
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,526
I should move
372
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,470
to have you
impeached as my father.
373
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,499
Listen, it's my
survey, isn't it?
374
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:58,700
I paid for the survey
375
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,636
and I can do
whatever I want with it.
376
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,004
And what do you
want to do with it?
377
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,227
Nothing.
378
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,608
But, Pop, it's not right
379
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,311
to deprive a person
of his property, man.
380
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,746
Well, Julio didn't
think he owned nothing
381
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:11,780
in the first place,
382
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,382
and if he didn't
think he had nothing,
383
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,650
then he couldn't lose nothing,
384
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,086
and nothing plus
nothing equals nothing.
385
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,620
Now, go ahead,
son, eat your bribery.
386
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,011
I mean, your breakfast.
387
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,859
But, Pop, he's going
to know something
388
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,594
when he sees those stakes.
389
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,463
Don't worry about it.
He won't see the stakes.
390
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,864
And why not?
391
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:32,034
Because I got up last
night and moved them,
392
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,203
and now everything
is just like it was.
393
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,604
Wrong!
394
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,738
Huh?
395
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:38,007
Because I figured you'd
pull something like that,
396
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,475
and I got up early this morning
397
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,577
and put those stakes back
where they originally were.
398
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,080
You big dummy! What
did you do that for?
399
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,482
Because those stakes tell us
where the true property line is,
400
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,084
and we got to
live with the truth.
401
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,518
But we'll lose the yard.
402
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,987
Yeah, but we'll have
truth on our side.
403
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,821
I'd rather have the yard.
404
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,623
If you hadn't done
this in the first place
405
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,624
and called the surveyor...
406
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,692
It was all your fault.
407
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,294
You don't have
nothing to do with it.
408
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,596
I put the stakes out there,
I spent my own money.
409
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,597
Oh, you shut up.
410
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,199
I wish you'd just shut up.
411
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,423
You are the one...
Mind your own business.
412
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,744
Look at the truck.
413
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:19,948
Lookit. It must have
been the earthquake.
414
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,650
I didn't even feel it.
415
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,818
No, Pop, it wasn't
an earthquake.
416
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,020
When I put the stakes back,
417
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,654
I moved all our property.
418
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,490
I moved all our
stuff on our property,
419
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:28,891
and to get the truck in there,
420
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,460
I had to cram it upside
the house like that.
421
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,429
Well, look, the door is blocked.
422
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,031
Oh, look at the window.
423
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,465
Everything is blocked.
424
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,101
Oh, no, you big dummy!
425
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,037
What are you trying to
do, block the house off?
426
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,238
Yeah, well, it's your own fault.
427
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,439
If you hadn't have gotten greedy
428
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,773
and called that surveyor,
429
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:45,908
none of this would
have happened.
430
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,243
Yeah, but look,
431
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,544
we can't live
without a front door.
432
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,079
We got to go in and out.
433
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,580
Well, there's always
the back door.
434
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,916
Listen, I'm not going to
argue with you about it.
435
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,317
I'm just going to
move them stakes.
436
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,685
I'm going out the back door.
437
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,320
Wrong again.
438
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,321
What?
439
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,123
We can't use the
back door either.
440
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,125
Give me one reason why
I can't use the back door.
441
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,427
I'll give you two.
442
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,862
One, the back door is locked,
443
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:11,100
and two, I got the key.
444
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,734
Give me that key.
445
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,969
Never.
446
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,237
Hey, Lamont, what's
going on, man?
447
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,406
Lay out of this. I'll
take care of this.
448
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,209
Hey, Lamont got the
truck parked like this
449
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,400
because he was drunk last night.
450
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,746
I was not.
451
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,750
See that? He was so smashed
he don't even remember.
452
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,818
I was not!
453
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:30,986
What is it, Julio?
454
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,855
I can't come in this way.
The truck's in the way!
455
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,558
Well, come in the back door.
456
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,415
Okay, I'll come around the back.
457
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,531
Hey, you big
dummy, wait a minute.
458
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,665
Hey, listen. Wait.
459
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,901
Don't say nothing to
Julio about the survey.
460
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,503
Well, I'm not
going to tell a lie.
461
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,105
I didn't ask you to tell a lie.
462
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:52,841
Just be quiet and let me do it.
463
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,943
Look, if you don't
tell him the truth, I will.
464
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,312
Listen... Hey, Ju.
465
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,746
Hey, Lamont. What's
going on, man?
466
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,780
Hey, Julio, good to see you.
467
00:18:58,804 --> 00:18:59,881
Come right on in, son.
468
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,584
Sit down there. Have
a nice breakfast with us.
469
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,085
Breakfast?
470
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,853
You're inviting me
for breakfast? Sure.
471
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,688
That's a nice thing to
do, man. Muchos gracias.
472
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:09,013
No, we don't have no grass.
473
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,865
We don't have no grass,
474
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,234
but I could get you
some shredded wheat.
475
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,335
Great.
476
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,803
Now, that's a step in
the right direction, Pop.
477
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,905
Now, take another one
and tell Julio what you did.
478
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,608
I'm too busy fixing
Julio's breakfast.
479
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,443
All right, then, I'll tell him.
480
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,044
Look, Julio, this is
what happened, man.
481
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,846
Wait a minute. I'll
tell him, I'll tell him.
482
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,281
Look, Julio, you
remember yesterday
483
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,683
when I told you to get all
your stuff off my property?
484
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:35,784
Oh, yes, yes, yes,
485
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,786
and I want to tell
you that I am sorry
486
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,255
and I am moving
it all back today.
487
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,456
Listen, don't you
worry about that.
488
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,857
Just leave the
stuff where it is,
489
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,091
because I don't care.
490
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,693
It's just beautiful.
Just leave it right there.
491
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,228
This is what happened, Julio.
492
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,896
See, yesterday, he
came into the yard...
493
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,499
Listen, you ain't got to
say that. Eat a muffin.
494
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,100
No, no, I will tell
you, Mr. Sanford,
495
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,436
I want to be a good
neighbor, and you were right,
496
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:55,940
good neighbors
respect property lines.
497
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,475
Don't talk with a bunch
of stuff in your mouth.
498
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,976
Eat another muffin.
499
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,045
No, Mr. Sanford, look.
500
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,281
I say that we drop the
whole thing, you know,
501
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,316
and just try to be
good neighbors.
502
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,684
Right. Let bygones be bygones.
503
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,586
Yeah. We will
forgive and forget.
504
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,953
We will live and let live.
505
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,011
We will show and tell.
506
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,826
We will have another muffin.
507
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,417
No.
508
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,832
Now, this is what
happened, Julio.
509
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,301
He called a survey over there,
510
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,135
and now we know where
the true property line is.
511
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,004
Hey, you had a survey, huh?
512
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,406
Yeah, come on,
I'll show you. Great.
513
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,840
No, sit down, now.
Sit down, Julio.
514
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,243
Now, look. I thought we
had this all settled now.
515
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,412
Now, why should we
quibble over an inch or two
516
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,746
one way or another?
517
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,615
Now that we know
definitely where the line is,
518
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,016
there will be no
more quibbling, right?
519
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,218
Hey, and besides, I don't want
520
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,019
to have any of my
things on your property.
521
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,187
You don't have to
worry about that.
522
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,455
Yeah, listen, from now on,
523
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,657
we will both keep our own
things on our own property,
524
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,726
and the stakes will
show us where the line is.
525
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,085
Let's go.
526
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,521
The stakes.
527
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,226
I have to get those stakes
before they get to them.
528
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,840
If they beat me to the stakes,
529
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,498
then they'll know
whose property it is.
530
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:09,978
You're not going to believe
531
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,179
how much property
you've got, man.
532
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,981
Yeah? You mean the survey
showed my property line
533
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,383
came to where I thought it did?
534
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,851
Hey, not only that,
535
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,820
the survey showed that your
land came all the way over to here.
536
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,958
Hey, man, are you
kidd... I don't believe it.
537
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,226
You mean all this is mine,
538
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,961
and that little bit over
there, that's yours?
539
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,963
That's right.
540
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,632
I don't believe it.
541
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,267
You know, something
bothers me, though, man.
542
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,501
Your father, I mean,
543
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,336
knowing your father
the way I think I did,
544
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,771
how come he didn't
come out and move these...
545
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,439
Help!
546
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,708
Help! Get me out
of here! I'm stuck!
547
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:40,709
Get me out of here.
548
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,645
That's why.
549
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:43,912
Get me out of here.
550
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,247
Let's get him out.
551
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,682
Don't worry about
a thing, Mr. Sanford.
552
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,484
We're going to
have you out in a jiffy.
553
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,868
I'm sorry, we're
shaking the truck.
554
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,254
Here, Lamont, you
get him from the bottom.
555
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,690
I'll pull from the top, man.
Let's get him out of there.
556
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:55,891
Help me get out of here!
557
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,359
Ow, wait a minute.
558
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:58,516
Hey ho.
559
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,765
You know, since we stopped,
560
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:06,034
I think now would be a good
time to get a few things straight.
561
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,969
What? What, what?
562
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,139
Well, like apologizing to Julio
for always putting him down
563
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,375
and talking bad
about Puerto Ricans.
564
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,143
Oh, man, he don't
have to do that.
565
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,145
He does if wants
to get out of there.
566
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,714
Well, what do you say, Pop?
567
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,148
Do you promise
568
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,919
to stop putting Julio down and
bad-mouthing Puerto Ricans?
569
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:24,920
I promise.
570
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,154
Hey, wait a minute, Lamont.
571
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,924
Maybe just one
more little thing, huh?
572
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,493
Hey, Pop, Julio's got
just one more little thing.
573
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,494
What's that?
574
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:33,662
Well, Mr. Sanford,
575
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,997
will you do me a
favor and say, "tío"?
576
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,265
Huh?
577
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,368
I said, say, "tío."
578
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:40,836
What's that?
579
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,905
Well, in Spanish,
tío means "uncle."
580
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:44,929
Say, "tío."
581
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:52,881
Hey, you heard what
the man said. Say, "tío."
582
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:53,949
Say, "tío."
583
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,133
You're not going to say it?
584
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,253
Well, come on, Julio.
See you tomorrow, Pop.
585
00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,456
Okay. So long, Mr. Sanford.
We'll see you later, huh?
586
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,790
Hey, wait, wait, wait a minute.
587
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,158
Don't leave me.
588
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,461
What was that you
wanted me to say?
589
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,817
Tío.
590
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,198
Tío.
591
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,600
I didn't hear him.
Did you, Julio?
592
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,201
No, man. I didn't
hear you, Mr. Sanford.
593
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,870
Hey, Pop, me and
Julio didn't hear you.
594
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,238
Tío.
595
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,873
Tío.
596
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,229
Tío!
597
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,145
That's nice, man.
598
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:27,471
I said "tío," not Chico,
you big goat burger.
599
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,525
I'll have my newspaper
now, if you don't mind.
600
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,159
Well, I do mind.
601
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,327
Getting your newspaper
602
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:40,929
wasn't one of the
promises I had to make.
603
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,063
No, but watching
604
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,366
what I wanted to
watch on television was,
605
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,234
and if you don't
get my newspaper,
606
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,069
I might not feel like
watching Roller Derby tonight.
607
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,071
Roller Derby?
608
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,055
I'll get your newspaper for you.
609
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,515
Where's my newspaper?
610
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:00,783
I'll get it for you
611
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:01,884
as soon as I take
care of something else.
612
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,018
What's the problem?
613
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,486
All those promises.
614
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,789
I only asked you
to be nice to Julio.
615
00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:10,592
Yeah, and you made me
promise to be nice to Chico, too.
616
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,828
Well, what's so hard about that?
617
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,162
He's in our yard,
618
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,498
and if I didn't promise
you that I'd be nice to him,
619
00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:17,499
I'd chase him out of here.
620
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:18,534
Why? What's he doing?
621
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,936
Why? You don't know?
622
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,671
Well, if you go out in the yard,
623
00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:24,615
I hope you don't
have no shoes on.
624
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,488
Sanford and Son
is recorded on tape
625
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,979
before a live studio audience.